Jordan cracks me up! This morning he was petting Black Jack on my bed and all of the sudden he yells "Holy Cow, I've got nose hair! I'm growing up to be a real man!" One of Black Jack's hairs had kind of got in his nose and he wipe it away. When he saw the dark black hair he was shocked!
A few weeks ago I had given him some medicine and he started choking and coughing like crazy. I asked him if he was alright and if he needed a drink or something and he stops coughing immediately and says "No, I'm just messing with ya!" and runs away! What a kid!!
One day he gets out of the hot tub (I was still in the hot tub watching him through the glass door). He stands in the entry way (naked I might add) watching the kids play the Wii. All of the sudden out of the blue he yells "Ooohhh, I feel good!" and starts wiggling his hips.
Another morning a few months ago he is in my bedroom petting the dog with Sadie. Black Jack kind of sneezes and Sadie asks "How do dogs blow their nose and get their boogers out?" Matter of factly Jordan says, "Dogs don't have boogers in their noses, their boogers come out of their eyes!" (Black Jack has sleep in his eyes every morning.)
Lately Jordan has been into immitating commercials. I caught him the other day videoing himself with a camera (he was dressed in his football atire) saying "Hi, I'm Jordan, the best football player in the world. If you want an outfit just like mine you can go to www.jordan.com or call 1-700-444. Call now and you can get two for the price of one. I'll even throw in the helmet for no extra charge if you call in the next 1 minute!" That kid busts me up!
I could go on and on about the hilarious things he does and says! Jordan you crack me up!